The four greatest things on earth, besides women, are hockey, food, music, and film. Though an extremely subjective statement, my goal is to prove myself right and give review, credit, and applause to these four fine entities. The greatest part of loving something is sharing it with someone else (Red Wings, Pub Food, The Rolling Stones, Apocalypse Now). It is also our duty as connoisseurs to warn others of how atrocious certain things can be (NY Islanders, McDonalds, Young Jeezy, Legally Blonde II), but meanwhile keeping out the trash.